4 New mails

1) Hathoda

Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

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Keep Guessing......

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Chalo yaar....the answer is





















"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai

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if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it
mean???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????







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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi........................................



sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????



rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do



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BRUCE LEE was a great man







But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...







why?







Because he became



MAMU LEE!



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santa and banta r discussing---------

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."



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One day Ravan went to a disco.........................



aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya...................









kyun???????????????????









kyun??????????????

















bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"



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who make Ganesh to Anesh...????













ThinK......















Think......

































okay....



" KAILASH KHER "





tere naam se " G " loon....



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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To

naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

Kyon??????











Think............











Give up??













Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango."

2) Simply inspirational :

A wise physician: "I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things. But in the long run I have learnt that for most of what ails the human creature the best medicine is love."
I asked, "What is it doesn't work."
"DOUBLE THE DOSE" he replied.




3) Alert, 'A' certified:

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki.
usko ye pucko ki 25 saal se sandas karta tha, wo kya upar jata tha? sala chutiya bana gaya sabko……!!!!!!!!!
He ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


4) Aajtak rocks :


1 comment:

  1. Sale blog me galiya likhata hai !! shame on you.

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