Bug loggin by testing team ...


Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester)
Developer (Mukesh Thakur)

Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.
Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.

After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.

After another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry
is not getting the sound.

After another 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry h as
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have
inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine,
please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon.

Another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is Different
across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but My
colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as

Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds.Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them
Please close it.

Another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep Sound
produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces
Beep sound of i ntensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces
Sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across a
ll machines.

Another 2 days later,

Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the Volume
set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both
The machines before I get mad and then close the bug.

Another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug.
Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for
Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at
different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.

After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of
the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the
acoustics in the two buildings v aries to a large extent. That is why
sound intensity is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to
please close the bugs.

After 1 year

Roshan D'Mello: I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested The
clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same Acoustical
features, so that I can t est it again. Now, when I tested, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.

Mukesh Thakur: GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the Sound
waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background
noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because
of background noice.

Roshan D'Mello: No need for that. We will put the machines and run them
in vacuum and see.

Mukesh Thakur: ??

He is now in mental asylum while Roshan D’Mello has become QA Manager.


  1. Hilarious!!! A developer can only imagine Mahesh's pain :-)

  2. hahaha!!!
    I wish I could harass the developer to such extent :))

  3. @Stupidosour:
    yeah .. hilarious also a label :-) ..


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